The College of Commissioners
Twenty-seven Members, one per Member State, each responsible for a matter of the utmost gravity. Every press release is signed by one of them, chosen by a procedure of the highest transparency.
Official portraits by the Directorate-General for Commemorative Philately
Ingeborg Kranzlmayr
Commissioner for Breakfast Integrity
Austria
Pieter Vandermeulebroecke
Commissioner for Procedural Compromise
Belgium
Radoslav Velichkov
Commissioner for Unsolicited Opinions
Bulgaria
Ivana Šestak-Lukinović
Commissioner for Coastal Patience and Ferry Queues
Croatia
Andreas Kyriakoudes
Commissioner for Halloumi Sovereignty and Midday Stillness
Cyprus
Bohumil Hrabánek
Commissioner for Lukewarm Beverages
Czechia
Signe Kjærgaard-Holm
Commissioner for Hygge Compliance
Denmark
Mart Kuusemäe
Commissioner for Digital Patience
Estonia
Kaisu Tuominen-Rautio
Commissioner for Small Talk Abatement
Finland
Hélène Darbonnais-Kervella
Commissioner for Crumb Management
France
Reinhild Oberkirchner
Commissioner for Queue Discipline and Orderly Waiting
Germany
Stavros Papadimitrakopoulos
Commissioner for Thermal Comfort in Public Buildings
Greece
Zsófia Kerekes-Bánffy
Commissioner for Unanimity and Its Absence
Hungary
Fionnuala Ní Bhraonáin
Commissioner for Damp Resilience and Weather Small Talk
Ireland
Ottavio Benvenuti-Scaglia
Commissioner for Culinary Orthodoxy
Italy
Ilze Bērziņa-Kalniņa
Commissioner for Seasonal Ambient Mood
Latvia
Rimantas Žemaitkus
Commissioner for Vertical Free Movement
Lithuania
Josette Wampach-Reiff
Commissioner for Fiscal Discretion
Luxembourg
Carmelo Azzopardi-Grech
Commissioner for Roundabout Precedence
Malta
Maarten van der Gaauw
Commissioner for Directness and Bicycle Bell Acoustics
Netherlands
Grażyna Wiśniewska-Pietrzak
Commissioner for Domestic Tranquility and Spreadable Products
Poland
Duarte Quaresma Vilaça
Commissioner for Unhurried Affairs
Portugal
Ileana Constantinescu-Dobre
Commissioner for Stamps and Countersignatures
Romania
Zuzana Hrnčiarová
Commissioner for Sock Pairing and Textile Reunification
Slovakia
Tadej Kokalj-Ferjan
Commissioner for Standardised Mild Inconvenience
Slovenia
Remedios Alcántara Villafañe
Commissioner for Temporal Harmonisation
Spain
Lennart Fjällström
Commissioner for Fika and Consensus Process
Sweden
All Commissioners are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead or seconded to an agency, is coincidental and will be investigated.