Report a Threat to the Single Market
Describe any topic. The Commission will assess the existential risk to European values and issue an official press release.
Form EU-ALARM/2026 — Rapid Concern Assessment Protocol
Frequently Asked Questions (Annex II)
What is this?
Concerned EU is a satirical EU press release generator. You describe any concern, however small, and the spokesperson of the European Commission issues an official statement treating it as an existential threat to the single market, complete with an emergency regulation and a quote from a Commissioner with an alarmingly specific portfolio.
How does it work?
Your concern is forwarded to the Commission's AI spokesperson, who deliberates with 27 member states (and occasionally a veto) before drafting a press release, Council conclusions, a Eurobarometer survey or a formal notice. You may then copy it, share it, or archive it to the Public Record.
Is this real?
No. This is parody. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to the European Union or any EU institution. Every Commissioner, regulation and percentage is invented; the concern is yours. See the Data Protection Impact Assessment for what happens to your text.