Data Protection Impact Assessment
Pursuant to Regulation (EU) 2016/679 (General Data Protection Regulation)
EU-GDPR/DPIA/2026/001 — Last updated: March 2026
Article 1 — Data Controller
Despite our institutional presentation, this website is operated by a private individual, not a supranational governing body. The Commission regrets any confusion this may cause.
For all data protection inquiries, contact: dpo@concernedeu.com
Article 2 — Data We Collect
The Commission collects a remarkably restrained quantity of personal data, a fact we find both admirable and slightly suspicious:
- Concern text — voluntarily submitted, maximum 1,000 characters
- IP addresses — processed temporarily for rate limiting only
- Archived press releases — stored only when you explicitly choose to archive
We deploy no cookies, no analytics trackers, and no advertising technology. The Directorate-General for Surveillance is, for once, not involved.
Article 3 — Legal Basis and Purpose of Processing
Processing is carried out under the following legal bases pursuant to Article 6(1) of the GDPR:
- Concern text — transmitted to an AI service to generate a response (legal basis: Art. 6(1)(a) consent, by voluntary submission)
- IP addresses — used solely to enforce rate limits and prevent abuse (legal basis: Art. 6(1)(f) legitimate interest)
- Archived releases — displayed publicly on the Public Record Archives (legal basis: Art. 6(1)(a) consent, by explicit opt-in)
Article 4 — Third-Party Services
Your concern traverses the Atlantic before receiving its official European response — a geographic irony the Commission acknowledges with appropriate solemnity.
- Google Gemini API (Google LLC, USA) — processes your concern text to generate responses
- Upstash Redis (Upstash Inc., USA) — temporary IP storage for rate limiting
- Neon (Neon Inc., USA) — database hosting for archived press releases
- Vercel (Vercel Inc., USA) — website hosting and delivery
All services are US-based. International data transfers are acknowledged pursuant to Chapter V of the GDPR.
Article 5 — Data Retention
Retention periods range from 60 seconds to the heat death of the universe, depending on your choices. The Commission considers this range entirely proportionate:
- IP addresses — automatically expire after 60 seconds (the shortest retention period the Directorate-General for Temporal Affairs would approve)
- Unarchived text — exists in your browser session only, not stored on our servers
- Archived press releases — retained indefinitely until deletion is requested via the contact address in Article 9
Article 6 — Your Rights
Under the GDPR (Articles 15–22), you have the right to access, rectification, erasure, restriction of processing, data portability, and objection. You also have the right to lodge a complaint with your national supervisory authority.
These rights are granted under the benevolent framework of European data protection and may be exercised without filing Form EU-GDPR/REQUEST/2026-A (this time).
To exercise any right, contact dpo@concernedeu.com.
Article 7 — Cookies
Despite the elaborate Cookie Consent Management System you may have encountered, this website deploys precisely zero (0) cookies. The banner exists as a meditation on European regulatory culture.
No tracking cookies, no analytics cookies, no advertising cookies, and no ambient biscuit-related data collection of any kind.
Article 8 — Changes to This Policy
This policy may be updated from time to time. The date at the top of this page reflects the most recent revision. The Commission assures you that any amendments will undergo no fewer than three rounds of inter-institutional consultation before publication, in full compliance with the principle of sincere cooperation.
Article 9 — Contact
For all privacy-related inquiries, contact dpo@concernedeu.com.
All inquiries will be processed within the 30-day period mandated by GDPR, assuming the Directorate-General for Correspondence is not on summer recess.
End of data protection documentation. This document was produced with significantly fewer than 847 pages, contrary to initial estimates.