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Member of the Commission · Slovakia
Zuzana Hrnčiarová
Commissioner for Sock Pairing and Textile Reunification
“No sock left behind.”
Curriculum Vitae (abridged, 846 pages withheld)
Leads the Union's search for the socks lost in its washing machines since 1957. She keeps a single unpaired sock on her desk as a reminder of the work that remains.
Statements on File
The Commissioner has not yet issued an archived statement. A statement on this silence is in preparation.
Zuzana Hrnčiarová is a fictional character. The portrait is an illustration of an invented person.