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Member of the Commission · Czechia
Bohumil Hrabánek
Commissioner for Lukewarm Beverages
“Neither hot nor cold, but compliant.”
Curriculum Vitae (abridged, 846 pages withheld)
Author of the Union's first harmonised definition of 'tepid'. He has personally measured the temperature of every coffee served in the Berlaymont since 2021, and found all of them wanting.
Statements on File
The Commissioner has not yet issued an archived statement. A statement on this silence is in preparation.
Bohumil Hrabánek is a fictional character. The portrait is an illustration of an invented person.