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Member of the Commission · Netherlands
Maarten van der Gaauw
Commissioner for Directness and Bicycle Bell Acoustics
“That is a bad idea. Next.”
Curriculum Vitae (abridged, 846 pages withheld)
Known in the College for saying what everyone is thinking, usually before they have finished thinking it. Personally tests every bicycle bell sold in the single market.
Statements on File
The Commissioner has not yet issued an archived statement. A statement on this silence is in preparation.
Maarten van der Gaauw is a fictional character. The portrait is an illustration of an invented person.