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Official portrait of Reinhild Oberkirchner

Member of the Commission · Germany

Reinhild Oberkirchner

Commissioner for Queue Discipline and Orderly Waiting

“Ordnung muss sein. Dann warten wir.”

Curriculum Vitae (abridged, 846 pages withheld)

Former director of a regional vehicle registration office, where she achieved an average waiting time of exactly forty minutes, every day, for nine years. Takes a numbered ticket before entering her own office.

Statements on File

The Commissioner has not yet issued an archived statement. A statement on this silence is in preparation.

Reinhild Oberkirchner is a fictional character. The portrait is an illustration of an invented person.