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Official portrait of Tadej Kokalj-Ferjan

Member of the Commission · Slovenia

Tadej Kokalj-Ferjan

Commissioner for Standardised Mild Inconvenience

“Slightly worse, everywhere, equally.”

Curriculum Vitae (abridged, 846 pages withheld)

Believes no citizen should be more mildly inconvenienced than any other. His harmonised pebble-in-shoe protocol enters into force next spring.

Statements on File

The Commissioner has not yet issued an archived statement. A statement on this silence is in preparation.

Tadej Kokalj-Ferjan is a fictional character. The portrait is an illustration of an invented person.