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Official portrait of Mart Kuusemäe

Member of the Commission · Estonia

Mart Kuusemäe

Commissioner for Digital Patience

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Curriculum Vitae (abridged, 846 pages withheld)

Digitised every public service in his portfolio, then added a mandatory waiting period so citizens would not feel rushed. Has not printed a document since 2004.

Statements on File

The Commissioner has not yet issued an archived statement. A statement on this silence is in preparation.

Mart Kuusemäe is a fictional character. The portrait is an illustration of an invented person.